So, What's this BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE Box All About?
"Hot flashes, insomnia and weight gain, oh f*ck."
Oops, we meant "oh joy". Don't let your girl go "menopostal" all by herself. Oh, hell no, we're in this together. Cool her down and keep her sane with our menopause box.
You've Got My Attention. What's Inside the Box?
- Glitter Me This Signature Keepsake Box
- Rhinestone Hair Pins by Francesas
- Life Happens/It's 2 O'clock somewhere Wine Caps by Capabunga
- Wine and Cocktail infused flavored marshmallows by MarshmallowMBA
- Canvas Lined Makeup Bag (White) - "Mood Change"
- Mini Summer Kit w USB Phone Fan by Pinch Provisions
- Personalized Card in our sassy style guaranteed to get a giggle!
Ok, I'm Excited Now. Gimme All the Details!
We've designed our boxes around our philosophy of SMILE - Sparkle, Move, Indulge, Laugh and Exhale. Why? Because that’s exactly what we do when we are together as girlfriends. There are five items per gift box, tailored to the theme of the box, with one item for each letter in the word SMILE. "S" is for Sparkle; "M" is for Move; "I" is for Indulge; "L" is for Laugh; and "E" is for Exhale. What does it spell? SMILE - A curve that sets everything straight!
Glitter Me This Signature Keepsake Sparkling Glitter Box
This gorgeous sparkling keepsake box will hold her treasures in style or can simply be displayed for a dash of sparkle. Each time she opens the box she will be reminded to "SMILE Girl, I'm here".
Rhinestone Hair Pins (2) that will add a little lift to any day and beautiful decor to her hair.
"Life happens Wine helps/It's 2 O'clock somewhere - Reseal your open wine and lay it on its side without fear of leaking, fit it in the fridge door without rearranging the contents with these awesome reuseable wine caps by Capabunga.
MarshmallowMBA Gourmet Marshmallows - Yes, thats right, it's your favorite wine and cocktail inspired flavors infused into a marshmallow. Forget everything you know about marshmallows because these will make any hour "happy". MarshmallowMBA marshmallows are gluten-free, dairy-free, egg-free and fat-free but NOT fun-free! Flavors include Moscato, Sangria, Mojito and Limonchello.
Canvas Lined Cosmetic Bag (White) Perfect for make up or anything she wants to throw in it to help keep her organized and a friendly reminder to those around her.. "Next mood swing in 6 minutes. Be afraid...be VERY afraid."
Mini Summer Kit w USB Phone Fan by Pinch Provisions. Because we live life on a 24/7 island of our own! Beat the heat with the Mini Summer Kit by Pinch Provisions. Housed in a fun holographic pouch with complementary elastic closure, this kit contains 10 emergency essentials perfect for embracing the never ending summertime of menopause, including a mini phone USB fan to help you keep your cool.
Is it a big birthday, feel free to add in a item to make it even more special.
Pick A Card: Treat yo'self, girlfriend. If you're gifting this to yourself, choose No Card and leave this part to us. We've got the perfect card, sent to you with all the high fives. Otherwise choose the perfect card for your BFF and include a message in the section provided.
Burning Down The House Box
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We never include receipts inside any of our boxes, knowing that they are almost always a gift. But, we do include an awesome personalized card of your choice. We will hand write exactly what you tell us for that extra personal touch.
Products may be substituted based on current inventory and because we like surprises.