So, What's this BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE Box All About?
"Hot flashes, insomnia and weight gain, oh f*ck."
Oops, we meant "oh joy". Don't let your girl go "menopostal" all by herself. Oh, hell no, we're in this together. Cool her down and keep her sane with our menopause box.
You've Got My Attention. What's Inside the Box?
- Glitter Me This Signature Keepsake Box
- Crystal Cuff Gunmetal “X” Bracelet - Athena Designs
- Life Happens/It's 2 O'clock somewhere Wine Caps by Capabunga
- Wine and Cocktail infused flavored marshmallows by MarshmallowMBA
- Canvas Lined Makeup Bag (White) - "Mood Change"
- Mini Summer Kit w USB Phone Fan - Pinch Provisions"Wine & Rose" Soy Lotion Isle Candle - Isle Candle
- SURPRSE Fun item to make her SMILE.. (Pictured Here..Retro Keychain by the The Fun Club)
- Personalized Card in our sassy style guaranteed to get a giggle!
Ok, I'm Excited Now. Gimme All the Details!
We've designed our boxes around our philosophy of SMILE - Sparkle, Move, Indulge, Laugh and Exhale. Why? Because that’s exactly what we do when we are together as girlfriends. There are five items per gift box, tailored to the theme of the box, with one item for each letter in the word SMILE. "S" is for Sparkle; "M" is for Move; "I" is for Indulge; "L" is for Laugh; and "E" is for Exhale. What does it spell? SMILE - A curve that sets everything straight!
Glitter Me This Signature Keepsake Sparkling Glitter Box
Keep your treasures stored in style or simply display it for a dash of sparkle.
Crystal Cuff Gunmetal “X” by Athena Designs
Because everyone needs some glittery goodness in their lives.
Disclaimer: All items in this collection are plated and have a 90 day guarantee from the time of purchase. There is no lead or nickel in any of these items. They look so good, only you will know that they are 'fashion'.
"Life happens Wine helps/It's 2 O'clock somewhere - Reseal your open wine and lay it on its side without fear of leaking, fit it in the fridge door without rearranging the contents with these awesome reuseable wine caps by Capabunga.
MarshmallowMBA Gourmet Marshmallows - Yes, thats right, it's your favorite wine and cocktail inspired flavors infused into a marshmallow. Forget everything you know about marshmallows because these will make any hour "happy". MarshmallowMBA marshmallows are gluten-free, dairy-free, egg-free and fat-free but NOT fun-free! Flavor options include mojito, moscato, bourbon, and sangria.
Canvas Lined Cosmetic Bag (White)
"Next mood swing in 6 minutes. Be afraid...be VERY afraid."
Mini Summer Kit w USB Phone Fan by Pinch Provisions. Because we live life on a 24/7 island of our own! Beat the heat with the Mini Summer Kit by Pinch Provisions. Housed in a fun holographic pouch with complementary elastic closure, this kit contains 10 emergency essentials perfect for embracing the never ending summertime of menopause, including a mini phone USB fan to help you keep your cool.
The Fun Club Retro Style Keychain - "In loving memory of when I gave a shit"
The GenX stage of finally not caring has finally kicked in and we are loving it.
Acrylic keychain with tassel on adorable retro inspired packaging.
(Product can change based on inventory and just because we like surprises)
Pick A Card: Treat yo'self, girlfriend. If you're gifting this to yourself, choose No Card and leave this part to us. We've got the perfect card, sent to you with all the high fives. Otherwise choose the perfect card for your BFF and include a message in the section provided.
Burning Down The House Box
Orders take 1-2 business days to process and 1-3 business days to ship via priority mail shipping within the U.S. continental region. If you are in a hurry, we do offer Priority Mail Express that is gruaranteed 1-2 days. If you are in real hurry, email us at email@example.com and we will do everything possible to meet your deadline.
No worries, we never include receipts inside any of our boxes but we do include an awesome sassy personalized card of your choice. We will hand write exactly what you tell us for that extra personal touch.
Products may be substituted based on current inventory and because we like surprises.